But, if anything, the death of their midfielder simply made the seabirds more efficient. At one point, a seagull was eaten alive and I thought the sharks could make a comeback. In the end, it was enough that they moved swiftly, driving the ball repeatedly into the goal area. The birds, meanwhile, flew chaotically toward the ball at any given opportunity, with no concept of teamwork but with an admirable amount of energy. The great whites, lacking the maneuverability that has been historically granted to creatures with feet, could get neither the strength nor the momentum to proceed into their opponent’s side of the pitch, instead opting for a “flailing wildly” strategy. For some reason, I believe the gulls to be so outmatched in this face-off that it’s only fair to obstruct their goalposts with a pile of crates.īut as soon as the whistle blows, the victor becomes clear. The sharks are seemingly at a disadvantage, being aquatic animals, but the seagulls are vulnerable and weak. Result: Tank wins Three sharks and three seagulls play Rocket League This last wave of doggy resistance was only defeated after running into the tank’s armour head-first and crushing their own skulls with the force of impact. At this point the tank was firing both machine guns and its primary cannon, but still a handful of the hounds remained. Surprisingly, this didn’t dampen their canine morale and they continued to chase the strange metal creature around the grassy plains, barking at it in a way that can only be described as “a normal dog barking noise”.
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